Due to budget constraints, Devolver Digital was unable to create a proper Forkstarter video. Instead, we present to you the music video to Notorious B.I.G.'s timeless classic Mo Money, Mo Problems
The following goals have been outlined by Mr. Fork Parker himself and illustrate what he will do with your hard earned cash. In no way does this imply you will have any access to these luxurious rewards. Truth be told, you won't.
$5.00 A Delicious Plate of Nachos
Cheeses, Sour Cream, Tomatoes, Guacamole, Ground Beef.
$500,000 A Velvet Covered Jet Ski
One super duper fast jet ski, covered in purple velvet.
$645,800 Baby Pegasus (used)
Technically it was already purchased but it would be super cool to get that cash back.
$1,000,000 A Personal Ninja Clan
8 - 12 highly-trained ninjas all wielding a different exotic weapon of great power. Must also be great dancers.
$5,000,000 An Active Volcano
Any volcano, must be active though.
$100,000,000 Half-Life 4
SPOILER: Gordon's dad is a head crab and you play as Raiden for most of the game.
A Buttload of Cash Dinosaurs!
Just like Jurassic Park explained, Mr. Parker will pull some sweet DNA science with amber and mosquitos or something and start breeding sweet ass dinosaurs to do his bidding.